Well guys, here it is; The five things that attract all women. Get at least three of these and you’ll get more ass than a toilet seat.
The first thing is money. Many people say that money is not important, but I am here to dispel this false rumor. Money is king. He gets you whatever you want, and literally shoots women’s panties off. I once pulled up to a club in my Lamborghini and it was raining panties, no kidding. Have money and you can have the woman you want; PERIOD.
The second thing you must have is a G5 private jet. This is very similar to the money example, but stands on its own in my opinion. Get a private jet, preferably one with its own tanning bed and tanning butler. Paint that thing like a Home Depot race car, stick a sticker of a naked girl on the rudder, and watch what happens. raining panties? Forget it, you will be the god of thunder himself.
The third thing you need is a hard-hitting Johnson. If you believe in the notion that “size doesn’t matter”, you’re living a lie (don’t feel bad if you’re living a lie. I’m living like 3 of them). Just to set the record straight, size DOES matter. If you’re currently pissed off, you really need to upgrade that little bastard and get on these bets with a giant cucumber in your pants. To tone down the effect I suggest some tight leather pants to “seal out” that evil Jackson and show the world you’re pissed off and ready to party.
The fourth thing you will need is a parrot. Get yourself a nice blue-crested macaw. Have you ever wondered why pirates went for the parrot look? It’s because it’s the gold standard for the championship, that’s why. Walk down the street with a parrot on your shoulder and women will know that you are a man who commands respect.
And the fifth and last thing is to be very very handsome. It doesn’t matter what you look like now. Even if you look like a walking candy apple with a giant head and a small body, it’s all good. Plastic surgery is the answer. Have the doctor give you a new look. Get a butt implant and some new calves. Get a blonde weave and new eyes. A gold grill with your last name on the front? Hey man, do what you gotta do! Just remember to be very, very good looking every morning when you wake up and everything will fall into place.
So to summarize: to attract women you must have money, a G-5, a long sha-long, a parrot, and you must be very, very handsome. If you don’t have these, you’re screwed.
Alright, I was feeling decidedly random and had to add some sarcasm. The sad thing is that many people still believe that money and appearance are necessary to attract women. Even Johnson’s example probably convinced some people. It’s a sad day in America when the big boys fall short because they don’t have those outward attributes. If they realized that seduction is something that can be learned, regardless of what you look like or what your current situation is, I’m sure a lot more guys would take heart and make that change. As a guy who teaches these things, it’s like having a lifeboat with the inability to throw it at a drowning man unless he asks.
The truth is, you can live in your mom’s basement, be unemployed, look like the fake guy, and still attract attractive women. Do not you believe it? Well, I’ve seen it happen myself. And it’s only because these guys communicate attractive qualities that are strong enough to overcome all of their outward shortcomings.
So let’s get into that. What are the 5 most attractive qualities in a man?
The first attractive quality is confidence. You’ve heard it before, but it bears repeating. Women are programmed to be attracted to men who are sure of themselves. Why? Because it shows that they have the power to influence their own lives and the lives of others. And since women are programmed to desire men who can effectively care for a family (as well as pass on strong survival traits to their young), they subconsciously desire men who are self-assured, basement mothers or not.
The second quality is decision. My attractive friends have told me over and over again that the number one reason they beat up guys is because they’re not decisive. If, at some point, you put the burden of making important decisions on him like saying, “I don’t know, what do you want to do?” You just pissed off attraction out the window. I always laugh when I see those movies where the nerd gets the girl because he’s so “cute and vulnerable.” That is nothing but pure bullshavich. She says things like, “Just tell me how you want me to be and I’ll be like that!” Yes of course! That will pop you so fast your mustache will fly off when the concussion occurs.
Here’s the key: take the girl where she wants to be taken. You don’t have to be a sucker for authoritarian control, but you do have to be decisive to the point where you make her decisions and take her to places and situations that make her feel good. And if she wants to make decisions (which you certainly should let her do), do it in a way that you are approving what she wants and allowing it to happen. For example, if you’re just hanging out and she really wants to eat at my future restaurant, which I’m going to call “The Burrito Jockey,” she can say, “That really sounds great. Mark Sing and his business partner Hey Zues, have a Bad, bad, angry burrito. Come on, let’s go.” This is called taking her where she wants to be taken.
The third quality is independence. What women are emotionally attracted to and what they think they are rationally attracted to are two very different things. When they tell you they want a guy who will make them feel like a queen, treat them hand and foot, and take them to Oprah’s, ballets, and chick flicks, they are speaking rationally. Women are attracted to men who put their lives first. The second most toxic dynamic you can impose on a girl is need. If you put her first, you’re done. They want to miss you and see that you are ambitious and involved in your own life. They want a guy who has things in his life; they want to know that their man will survive with or without them. They want to feel like they have to fight a bit for his attention and miss him when he’s not around. They want a MAN. And a man is a person who leads a life of value.
The fourth quality is charisma. Charisma is defined as the ability to make people feel better about themselves or in a better mood for having met you. The ability to charm a woman and make her laugh is extremely important to attraction. The number one goal we strive for when seducing women is to make them feel good in our presence, while making them fight for it. The best way to make a girl feel good is to talk to her in a charming way that makes her feel a little annoyed, without composure, not quite sure what you think of her, and always having to fight for your attention. And when you finally pay attention to them, you do so with a certain indefinable charm. All men who are good with women know exactly how to do this.
The last, and probably the most important, quality of an attractive man is composure. We teach a concept in our seminars that we call the “inner balance point.” I intend to write an article on this topic in the near future, but for now, imagine it as a straight line running vertically inside you. In your everyday life, when there is little or no social pressure, we like to say that you are AT this point of inner balance; you’re straddling him. You are calm and centered and nothing gets you down. But, when situations of the social pressure type occur, and if he has a weak internal balance point, he loses his composure and reacts to the outside world as a means to return to it.
Women are subconsciously attracted to men who have a strong inner point of balance. When external situations occur, the attractive man is cool and collected. He deals with the situation not as a means of getting back to the point, but from a place of calm, because in truth, the situation had little to no effect on him. The stronger your inner balance point, the more women will be attracted to you. So, when social pressure-type situations arise, keep this concept in mind. Keep your composure, don’t be reactive, give the situation a wry smile and approach it with a cool head. If a woman sees you behaving this way, there will be an instant attraction to it.